Thursday, December 30, 2010

Church Anniversary Program Sample

Maria bestia e dio caprone*

Warning, the parts of this intervention will be divided into numbered lists, bullet, square, with a handful of salt, a little olive oil and red onion on the Macintosh (sub-Saharan region known for its fruit hemophilia, then white ). Mix a little and throw everything down from the balcony.

1. That rises to the ass that puts it, allows me?
year as I do too many good wishes before, only a questinoe marketing, to be already there when someone searches for "New Year 2011" or "lastiminute new year" or even "last minute of the cock." Also because I wonder, congratulations for what? What is there to celebrate? We are more and more ignorant and less able to give meaning to our lives. Times when, for Juno, maria beast and god goat!
There is no use to print more books, write or read, for the good of the world would Required reading for those who do not read books. Certainly would avoid illiteracy (back from where? The last minute New Year's maybe) and probably the ministry of cultural heritage entrusted to Puppitinniu Culu Rosa, Sandro Bondi RutelliUrbaniButtiglione and other people just to make some dissonant and bad names. We could call the Teddy Bear, father.
2. Imperialism and capitalism are different words but have a similar emphasis
If the phrase, cheeky and saucy, it had been delivered by any philosopher or politician assumed the role of political philosopher or with balls, it would certainly have been defined as a pearl.
You motherfuckers give me only instead of pork. E Porco do it myself when I say sant 'God!
3. The roulette of Ideas
Yes, because after a lifetime of collecting the best and brightest ideas in the belief that this world of mindless it was eagerly seeks to reinvent the wheel and I understand that ideas, just do not count a beloved bean. ideas begin to have a weight after the fifth quarterly consecuitvo where there are substantial increases in the capital, around 6-7% at least. Sometimes even that is not enough, because the system is a world unto itself, and men are an integral part, so the ideas are not attributed to just one, but to all those human beings. This sounds at times disheartening.
4. The trailer of the goddesses
It 's a good title for a B-movie pornographic amateur with a social theme, you can very well identify with the "social object" the caravan.
5. Much ado about nothing
How many of you may know, or do not know, maybe nobody is interested, happy and carefree in my village have an attack. In comparison, on September 11 and November 22 [Dallas] are trifles.
headlines on newspapers, on television, as police were Easter (Pasqua!? Petrelli raving but what the hell?), Pictured right and left, we missed that too. The only bombs are those of the print paper, which raised the glories of the national news two detonators and an inscription on a wall. We talk to political, anarcho schizoid, digital assholes or something. I say this with all the leaguers who read my blog (according to Occam anyone leaguers and read the words do not marry very well together) that does not justify such a silly, but I have more good reasons to believe that silly little or more.
6. Hyperbolic deofili
* To prevent causing further injury (in addition to my person) to the believers, regulars of this blog, titolola word god is deliberately lowercase, to avoid confusion: the divinity that is not specified, that God could be anyone.

journalist who "rides" the "news"

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