Saturday, October 23, 2010

Tyrosine Help Tanning

Strusioni

What is democracy? Today I am angry, argumentative and I do not stop anyone. Marilu beast (as it is not good chi'io say Mary). What is democracy? An apostrophe between the words pink and Franco Eriberto. Have you ever thought about the fact that apostrophe is written without the apostrophe? Oh no, I said bullshit. Patience, be lost in the vast sea of \u200b\u200bthe rest.
But you think that our laws and justice to be sneaky? Apart from the fact that justice is a human concept, so ITS, therefore fallible. So much so that justice can be wrong, and injustice.
first paradox of Petrella : Justice may be unfair.
imagine the laws! But I do not want political battleground my blog, so there would not be playing because they read only Cazzari, communists and Secret Service who want to condemn me to the cage. Poor staff, there is fortunate that the Petrelli work, with all its unconventional coextrusion. Yes, you read right: coextrusion.
Today relapsed, digettivo (in the sense that I write about casting), digestive (in the sense that I write to make shit), and perdente(nel senso che mi perdo via tra un argomento e l'altro).
No bambini miei cari, non sono gli uomini che usano il potere e causano la sofferenza di altri uomini con il loro esercizio del potere. E' il potere stesso che usa gli uomini, poichè esso sopravvive loro per secoli, millenni.
Chi si abbassa e si lascia corrompere dal potere, prendendo le proprie decisioni in vista di consolidare, mantenere e difendere il potere, ottiene in cambio la fama dal potere stesso. La fama e la gloria, che gli rimarranno nel nome e nelle effigi dopo la morte, per secoli, per millenni. Chi cerca invece di dare soddisfazioni agli uomini tramite l'uso del potere, che fine fa? Pensate ai Gracchi. Pensate to Kennedy. Think Hitler. Now find the intruder. This pulled my philosophizing and moralizing, however, which lacks the power and clarity of any suit and internal logic, which will give you time if you find your brain will be able to implement it in its entirety.
reread and understand, if you think you can be. Otherwise forget it.
power generating money, the money generated corruption, corruption generally contracts that create homes, generating banks, which are coming to build homes that generate other contracts, which begets more corruption, but does not generate money. Why? Why do not you know who has paid for this house, which heck!
deserve this obscenity? Better one tyrant Tagliatesta, better to know and try to take power by force and rights. Always end up with the deception in the hands of deceivers. Should I go on?
Depression license plate civilization.
And now for something completely different

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Pimped Trucks For Sale

L'Ospitata

Friends and friends. Hammocks and Hamachi, I have the honor and pleasure at one to introduce an intervention that I think. Neither tantomento typed! He then left the "word" friend "Saggin Stoltino"
GP


Gentlemen and ladies, I introduce myself: I am an asshole. If you already thought that Mr. Petrelli, this means - I'll tell you gently - you do not understand that a 'male reproductive organ'.

put it into one thing clear: I do not write on blogs, would never do that, I consider it a waste of time and energy. At the time I just pretend, I'm not doing really (I swear).

not expect Petrelli, so I do not have even half of his irony and wit of its foul, so nothing surprises humorous, paradoxical implications, evocative images and stimulants (such as Actimel or a penis coming out of the ass): When you give only the unparalleled and absolute 'a fuck about nothing (or gommapane)' - a phrase to fill a small hole.

One might say, if you will, that I work for the above-mentioned (AIM sory?) Man, I'm one of his employees (I alone, however, I have the privilege of receiving your paycheck directly in asparagus).

intend to maintain this posting over a certain line of seriousness, then, henceforth, to exclude any bias vulgarity, "cazzomerdapiscia" (neologism from the register of courtly our language, which means "promise"). And I'm not the type who spits cazzomerdapisciate and then not follow them.

But let's get to 'come to us'. I do not watch very often Tivù - his name is mythically known - for one simple reason: If I look at it tends to show distinct signs of nervousness, ended up breaking my balls to those who is close or otherwise contributing to create a climate of tension, unrest, controversy, fight, death. It will be that the wrong tone. Every now and then, at the table for lunch or dinner, it happens that a person standing next to me wants to see some news to TG - our friendly friend, Mr. TG. "Let me see the titles of TG" - I am told. So, while I introduce colored objects from multiple forms in one of my orifices (the right one [then you know that: "De gustipus northeast discuntendum "]!), I am to hear that" it is the last single released from Shakira " or that "the prize of the lottery has never been so high," or that within twenty minutes will be "broadcast" (meaning me tons) a film-fiction series from the cast layer, a working lady, a crazy cool (wow. ..) which, as I seem to catch, just a poor fool would dare not to launch at least one eye (the problem and then recover) ... If then there Garko ... Then stocazzo! Then, our friend "Tele-paper" - as the rule prescribes - usually reminds us of the murder, the usual rape, the usual dispute over stabbing, the usual punch. For my part I prefer to think of something else. And you know why?

lineage in the world, they say certain data about a person and a half seconds, then at least three people every two seconds, vanno all'inferno (o in purgatorio o in paradiso). Ora: signori, dov'è il bisogno di un telegiornale? Siamo forse rimasti privi di un briciolo di immaginazione? Volete unicorni ed Harry Potter? Sia fatta la sua volontà. Volete i morti? Beh, allora avete davvero l'imbarazzo della scelta! Ecco l'esercizio: contate fino a 60 ed avrete a disposizione - lo so lo so, è emozionante, ma per ora conteniamoci - la bellezza di un centinaio e passa di persone morte a cui pensare, come preferite! Potete divertirvi! Uomini, donne, bambini di pelle nera, bianca, gialla, verde che soffocano, muoiono di fame, di diarrea, vengono fatte a pezzi a colpi di machete, saltano in aria spargendo arti qua e là, si impiccano, cadono in a precipice, they are drowned, beaten to death, and so on and so forth! ... In broken faces, landscapes, sounds, noises ... I repeat: at your leisure. It's all in the degree of seriousness that you would put, it's all in your honesty. If you really feel like a leap of imagination, you can take a nice old man who dies for carrying too many wrinkles in the face, or a sick person who incurs the last phase of his serious illness ... But remember that (if you want to be within the margin of a certain realism), on these 100 lucky, these cases are relatively few)!

Here is our private television news, a news show, in this caso, mirato ad informarci sul mondo, sulla morte, un telegiornale pregno di verità, non come le immagini che ci si gettano nelle pupille mentre fissiamo lo schermo, lasciando che il pensiero si perda in quel fiume, cullato e portato dalla corrente. A voi la scelta: foce a estuario o foce a delta?

La voce della signorina che mi spiega, colei che gentilmente mi passa le utili informazioni sul mondo che scorrono durante il TG (che scorrono nella mia testa), sembra suggerire che si tratti sul serio di qualcosa di molto serio: eccheccazzo, non si dicono le bugie con questo tono (la nostra amica Tivù non dice bugie - allo stesso modo di come io eviterò, prima della fine this way, of saying 'fuck'); the voice austere but harmonious, smooth, neutral, seems to suggest that really, I would say yes (but I may be wrong), the woman from which it is well worth one or two blows, preferably from behind. Hit on the head, of course, with a shovel, of course.



Ps

Yesterday I then bought the last single from Shakira: fuck if it's nice (and she is a pussy !) I also played the lottery, but unfortunately, aricazzo, I did not win.


P.p.s.

Alla fine, me ne dolgo assai, non ho mantenuto la mia cazzomerdapisciata.


P.p.p.s.

Mi scuso per le troppe parole che adoperate che cominciano per 'c' e continuano con 'a', poi 'z', di nuovo 'z', infine 'o'. Non volevo insultare nessuno, non volevo offendere nessuno, volevo soltanto provocare... Insomma, rompere un po' il cXaXzXzXo.


Yes, in this speech we are talking about you, my dear Shakira!



Monday, October 11, 2010

Banned Yugioh Cards 2010

Fuori da ogni grazia di Dio

I do not really could not resist. It 's a temptation too hard for me, and I see nothing wrong with going lasciarmici: maybe the bullets from the smoking gun of some fanatic religioide but tuttosommato, it's worth the risk. Camp there, on the Facebook Wall of XY a page from the taste of altar boy Stealing the hosts and the vin santo and entitled: " HALLOWEEN" We spread the truth about this praising the occult! .
Curious slide with a few clicks into the heart of this monster devouring consciousness and what we find?


Strongbow

And do not bullshit small-scale, not shit girl from myspace, not junk or Bimbiminkia Justin Bieber. No Epic Fail, captain obvious, chuck norris joke or the Arabs. But the huge and seriosissime Bullshit. Now I present to you il fulcro di tanta deiezione umana. Vi darò un aiutino, ma dovrete cavarvela da soli a distinguere quello che ho scritto io dal resto. Se siete fondamentalisti dell'ignoranza non siete riusciti ad arrivare fin qui. Se siete arrivati fin qui. Beh, potreste essere anche delle persone peggiori.




Ma le obiezioni cristiane a queste favole sono evidenti.


1. L'anima, dopo la morte, è nelle mani di Dio e col giudizio particolare va in Paradiso, Purgatorio o Hell and you do not walk. autdafè far as we spend (literally)
2. When the man dies, the trial takes place not only before God and the devil. ditto
3. The devil has no power to bring a man back to life after death, something that belongs only to God . Already , God and the Dragon Shenron
4. If you make a pact with the devil Hell welcomes with open arms. Well this sentence is very bad in terms of syntax: the direct object is missing!
5. E 'superstitious thinking of removing these supposed spirits of the dead only with a pumpkin! Right, but is not superstitious belief (for example) that the blood of man who died 1705 years ago come back every year in the liquid state.
6. The little story develops and accredits Halloween magic and occult practices. How feed containing meat and symbolic artifacts of human blood, as wet or a child with a purpose other than the toilet!
7. The dead are not something to be resisted, but please for the dead, you have made, you alms . I swear I did not want to bring up the fact that the great monotheistic religions exploit popular credulity for sums of money piled discrete.




It 'really disconcerting that, apparently hidden behind this "festival" which throws the feast of All Saints blasphemy and mockery of Christian worship of the dead.
But not all.
On 31 October is an important day not only for the Celtic culture, but also because of Satanism.
And 'one of the four witches' sabbath . After dark, el CAF ' ICI are the things I fear most!
The first 3 seasons marked the time for 'profits': the awakening of the earth after the winter, the time of sowing, time of harvest.
The fourth Sabbath marks the arrival of winter and the defeat of the sun ... so cold and death.




Halloween, then, is an occurrence related to the world of magic.
The world of the occult defines it thus: "'the most important day of the year, the New Year is around the esoteric world, is the most important holiday of the year for the followers of Satan."
So called "witches" remain pregnant specifically to sacrifice the baby that night.
disappear And if you see some black cat ask yourself why.


No really, this is PURE GENIUS! Not I find it quite sharp words to mock these statements clearly beyond any logic and let me tell you: OFF ALL THE GRACE OF GOD


A realistic representation of how it could be your god in 30 years

Thursday, October 7, 2010

What Are Bilateral Renal Cysts

La lobby del SoftAir

would like to reassure all of my avid readers (not the maniacs are nothing but bitter if you read this blog, let this be known!) about my existential condition: they are still alive. Although for a while, and although in my place a blue fiat600 cute and cuddly will reach the creator, Gianni Agnelli.
This is a recent phenomenon, and I certainly justified by having abandoned hazardous to your speculations in recent weeks, but you can understand me: I also try to make myself a life!
So Petrelli? What do you do? This Italy is falling apart and you're not a bat? Students soldier, the more shame, Emma Marcegaglia, toxic fungi in Hungary, the bombings in Kabul, the brand new games for iPhone and you Petrelli? You do not tell us anything, it helps us to understand, to comprehend. Not guide us in the choices of different opinions and bullshit, and besides that do not move a finger to pull Italy out of the crisis (the non-economic means eh!).
No my sheep, you are mistaken! Much help this country to the brink of nervous breakdown: I pay my taxes at the university, underpaid work, I'll insult to my professors for their spirit of solidarity with the protests, help the auto industry (mechanical, bodywork, etc.. Etc.). and the chain of waste management, help companies off-shore (zone type Sangha) and professionals. I increased the revenue of the new economy with a purchase of fear that allows me to enjoy multimedia content (eg, Battlestar Galactica) wherever I go. And so on.
But I imagine La Russa and Gelmini who sit at the "table of dialogue "and" involving them "a nice speech about how to bring the boys to the Campus Martius? are two things: either no one has explained that there are state schools already directed the army, the military academies, where you can obtain licenses Classical High School, science etc.. etc.. and begin his training as a soldier (I guess you choose), or giggling like two kids were "imagine what will the Communists after being alone! Have we really so much fun to hear the comments from the association ... spariamola big here that you laugh so much with the political crisis which we are not there any more shit in a few months. "
It is always possible, indeed, probable that i due titolari dei dicasteri siano stati avvicinati e "convinti" da loschi figuri, lobbysti del SOFTAIR, a intraprendere un percorso formativo incentrato sulla guerra finta e sul paintball.